Sunday, April 12, 2009

Red Sox Discover Bats, WWE Draft Thoughts

The Boston Red Sox finally scored a few runs and won their first game since opening day, defeating the LA "wheres Anaheim?"Angels 6-4 on saturday.

Unfortunately, do to my work schedule, I was unable to watch said game; however, I did get to watch friday nights loss at Anaheim,oops, LA (btw, who are these guys fooling with this?) in a game that, due to the emotion involved, was a game that the team was going to win, no matter whom they played.


A few observations from fridays game, and the first week of the season in general : 1) Bostons rotation, heralded during the entire pre season, has yet to deliver- Jon Lester and Dice K have been knocked pretty hard in their inaugural starts of the season.

2) the line up has as of yet gelled together. with the exception of Kevin Youkilis, overall production hasnt quite reach predicted levels.

But lets face it, its the first week, and this team is way too good to not bring everything expected. No need to fret over this one....if next week is like this one, maybe Ill get a little more aggravated.

This monday, at 8 pm est, the WWE presents its annual "Draft", in which wrestlers from the respective Raw, Smackdown, and ECW 'brands" get selected to another.

Lets face it, at this point, this is a promotional gimmick done to attract additional viewers- initially, when these "brands" were truly separate, not in the sense that they werent all working for the same company, but that they didnt cross over to the other shows but periodically, this was an interesting show, from the standpoint that changes equalled fresh,or at least refreshed, match ups.

With the weaker home network for Smackdown (MyNetwork, which is the network equivilent of state college campus tv) it has become necessary for WWE to showcase many of its Smackdown stars on RAW & ECW, to maximize their potential revenue value.

The former fed suffers from a tremendous staleness in most of the top spots, and simply moving one wrestler to another show will not scure this problem. It does, however, create a scenerio of potential excitement to the "undereducated" fan, one which does not challenge them to be creative, or preemptive, in the elevation of new talent.

For the pure hell of it, allow me to throw the names of three wrestlers, whom, while all fans know, are not "top" stars currently, whom, by moving to another show, could be showcased in a manner which could potentially put them up to the next level within the year.

Kofi Kingston ( current brand: Raw; suggested move: Smackdown) SOS! The young jamaican has been quite impressive in his first year in the WWE, and was quite spectacular in his debut Wrestlemania appearance last week. Smackdown needs a young, fresh exciting star to float around the top of the cards, and Kofi fits the bill; unproven as of yet as an interview ( and will likely remain that way, until someone of the creative team comes up with a goofy way to word him) his athletic ability, and unique ( for pro wrestling) ancestry could make him the companys next Rey Mysterio.

Festus ( current brand: Smackdown; suggested move: ECW) a completely underutilized big man (6'6, 320 lbs legit) Festus has done a remarkable job with what he has been dealt ( giant comotose,semi retarded hillbilly whom, when the bell rings, becomes a uncontrollable force, only to return to original form when the bell rings again) The young man has the ability, as a talker and a wrestler, to become one of the next big stars in the company; last years match vs The Undertaker looked as the though it could have been his launching point, but the company stalled on him. Moving him to ECW, at least thru the end of the year, would give him additional tv time he hasnt enjoyed in recent months, and standing tall as the "giant amongst smaller men" would enhance him tremendously, as would a run as ECW champion. Hes just even a small gimmick modification away ( or a big one- hes that versatile) from being a big player.

Mike Knox (current: RAW suggested change: Smackdown) Knox is an unorthodox worker, in the sense that he uses very basic offense and pure power (another 6'6ish, 300lb plus guy) as his main weapons. Smackdown is in need of a big man whom can challenge Triple H for its title ( providing H stays put; if not Cena will end up on the show, since it "requires" a world champion) Knox has a gimmick where he comes across as cold and unfeeling, not given to emotion or reaction; in other words, as classic loner type. Placed accordingly, and allowing his personality to come to the fore, he could be involved in a variety of compelling "storylines" with either champion.


Just a few ideas- I would love to hear anyones feedback, or even better, a few of your own selections.

Closing thought: when your in the dog food aisle at your local store, and read on a label "new and improved flavor", do you ever wonder who is the lucky bastard that gets to make that determination?

Thank you and Happy Easter!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

A Tragedy Hits Close To Home

At about 10 am this morning, while I was reading the various internet news sites at work ( 10 am on a thursday is down time in the car business) my jaw dropped and my blood went cold when I read the tragic news of LA Angels rookie Nick Adenhart's death in an automobile accident. He was 22.

Nick was a local Hagerstonian, graduated from the same high school as my brother and I, and played little league baseball in the same league in which my brother and I coached.

I will make no claim to have really known Nick, or had any involvement in his development as a player ( I never had the good fortune to coach him) But I do recollect wathcing him pitch at that level, and (Shawn, feel free to correct me here) I seem to rememeber that, at the tender age of 8, nick could throw somewhere in the neighborhood of 65-70 miles per hour, which is just amazing.

During the off season, Nick would still spend a bit of time in the area, and we crossed paths a few times, and he always seemed like such a level headed, decent young man. This is such a tragic,unnecessary event that has literally rocked our entire community- as great as he was, we will now never know how great he was gonna be-an irresponsible young man with no consideration for the safety of others killed not only Nick, but two of his co passengers as well.

A piece of advice to all reading, whether you be freinds, fans, or both: when you get behind the wheel of a automobile after drinking, ask yourself two quick questions: 1) am I being safe with myself? and 2) am I being safe with the lives of others? If your answer is "NO" to either, call a cab, or a friend, or somebody.

If you have my number, and you are in need of a ride, I will personally come and get you myself and make sure you get home safe- and hopefully, I will be helping someone else get home safe as well.

I can't with good conscience end with a joke for this blog, but I will leave you with a final thought: life is too short, so try to avoid doing anything that makes it shorter, for you or anyone else.

Thank you and good night.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

WM25, Red Sox '09

Just wanted to shoot a quick blog around before i watch my first Red Sox game of 2009, as the Beantown Badboys ( christ, am I channeling Shawn here or what? lol) face reigning AL Champions & perrenial rivals Tampa Bay 'no Devil" Rays.

Some of you may scoff at the notion that these two teams are "rivals" since TB has had exactly one winning season in their existance- but you would be wrong! These two teams have a history dating back to the late 1990s, which has involved beanings, thrown bats, and bench clearing brawls. Things ALWAYS have potential to get interesting when these teams do battle.

Wrestlemania 25 is now in the books, and, despite some snafus in its build up (which I would have gladly shared with all of you) the former fed delivered the goods in the ring for the most part, particularly with the Shawn Michaels vs Undertaker bout, which, and I do not use this term loosely, was a epic. If you get the opportunity, and you are a fan of wrestling in its finest storytelling form, this match is a must see.

Afew days ago, I was thinking about wrestlers whom I considered master "good guys" or "babyfaces", and i realized that, since he is more current, I overlooked Shawn Michaels in that upper echelon. Reviewing his entire body of work would take days, but i would say he ranks up there with Ricky Steamboat in this regard.

Speaking of Steamboat, he wrestled his first bout in 15 years at Wrestlemania, and drew tremendous respect from the live audience with his somewhat amazing performance, many of whom most certainly never got the opportunity to watch him in his prime. I legitimately think Ricky could, if used properly, could get another full time run- he looked that good.

Another guy who sometimes doesnt get his due as a superb talent is the Taker himself- its easy to overlook him as a talent due to his character, but as the expression goes "it takes to tango" and his match with Michaels was another testament to his working skills- truly an elite talent.

Taker also has a well earned rep in the WWE locker rooms as one of its true leaders- a friend of mine, whom works on the same crew as the Dead Man, swears by his leadership and teaching skills, which is somewhat unique amongst the top level guys, due to their "fear" of being replaced in the main money matches. Cudos to all three of these men for their brillant performances on the biggest stage in our business.

To close, I would like to thank those of you whom have complimented my writings previously, and would like to remind all of you that you CANNOT offend me with Cash.

Thank you and good night!

welcome back my friends,to the show that never ends

After 2 plus months of, almost literally, waiting for divine intervention to save my old, torn and tattered computer from the throws of death, I have finally broken down and, for the first time in my life, purchased a NEW computer!

What this means for you, my "adoring" public, is that I will be once again sharing a wide variety of tales, parrables, thoughts, and general useless information with you all.

Later today, I will return with a few thoughts on Wrestlemania 25, the opening of another baseball season, a quick look at my Red Sox, and the Pottsdam Purchase. Just kidding- I didnt even watch Wrestlemania 25......

To close things up here musically, I would like to say that.....( everybody tune up) Its such a good feeling...to know you're alive....its such a happy feeling, your growing inside...and when you wake up,ready to say.... we're gonna make a snappy new day!!!!

Thank you and good day!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

A-Rod took it another way in the ass, Jericho, other thoughts

For those of you who actually read this crap I spew, I havent been updating as often this week due to a computer virus that causes it to click off every few minutes. WARNING: stay away from porn sites ( not that I know for a fact they do any damage to your computer....)

Actually, Im quite in the doghouse with Amy for this9 not for the porn, the and I can't say I blame her. But sometimes, those big ti....aww, nevermind.

A-ROD- GASSED? : As I'm sure the devoted readership of this drivel has already heard, NY Yankee Third Basemen/ Madonna's Flunky Alex Rodriguez has been exposed as a user of the, shall we say, banned enhancement supplements. ( good news, though A-ROID*: You can still feel free to buy as much as you need from Enzide Bob)

* ( special thanks to Tony for the "A-ROID tag)

The real story here isnt the fact that A-Fraud uses (or used) but the fact that he was seemingly protected up to this point from being exposed by a member of the MLB Players Union Management.

Most of you are already familiar with my stance of the use of gas- my real issue is that, in their zeal to create a poster boy for the MLB franchise during a period of rampant use and abuse, they covered up Gay-Rods involvement in such actvities.

Note to MLB: a player is player is player, and ones marketablity over another should not preclude any ones punishment for violations.

Mind you, this happen in 2003, when, if I'm correct, a policy was not yet in place- regardless, this thing reeks of cover up, and frankly, I think it stinks.

WWE superstar Chris Jericho was involved in a altercation with two fans after a live event in Vancouver,BC this week.

I watched a cell phone video that some "lucky fan" captured of said incident, and it somewhat inconclusive to say the least- reports are that a female fan jumped on the hood of Chris' car as he was leaving the event, and Jericho yelled at her to get off the vehicle. Seemingly, security, who may been in the middle of getting another gals phone number, finally stepped in and removed said hood ornament from the vehicle.

Jericho got out of the car and further yelled at the fan, who then, in a class move, spit on the wrestler. Jericho, coming from the old school of "whats good for the goose is good for the gander", reciprocated with a loogie of his own. At this point, the female fans boyfriend/husband, no doubt thrilled by his squeeze throwing herself ( literally) at the wrestler, took a poke at the former World Champion. Jericho then is seen tackling the original phlegm perpetrator, then is hustled to his car for a getaway, this time without the real life version of the Dodge Ram logo.

A few thoughts on this, spoken from the perspective of a wrestler: if great when fans want to talk to you after an event, but like anyone else ( especially guys on the road 200plus days a year) there are times when you just dont want to converstae- especially with some dumbshit whos whola approach is out of line. Believe it or not, these guys are celebrities, and one would think in this case, maybe Jericho thought he was in some type of danger from aderanged fan ( alittle farfetched, but possible)

Spitting is not allowed! Is there anything more disrespectful than spitting on someone, especially because someone with some fame doesnt want to take you as a paasenger on the freeway at 65 mph- on the hood of his rental car?

I'm not condoning Chirs' actions, but in reality, he didnt react any differently than most of us would have in the same circumstance.

Controversial former All American football star/ pro wrestler Jim Wilson has passed away at the age of 67 from cancer.

Wilson had a fascinating life- All American football star from the University of Georgia, a brief stint in the NFL with the LA Rams,then a foray in the exciting yet sometimes "seedy" world of 1970s professional wrestling.

Wilson, who was almost the prototypical pampered athlete ( full college ride, pro credentials, never paid for a meal, etc) had limited success in the wrestling business, much of which he blamed of the "crooked pack of promoters" that encompassed the National Wrestling Alliance, the top "governing body" during that era, before it was essentially decimated by the World Wrestling Federation ( now WWE).

Now, I'm not saying that said promoters didnt handle their business in a often dubious and sometimes illegal manner in that era ( or any era, honestly) but Big Jim, as he was called, never understood that the biggest factors in wrestling superstardom lie within the performer....Promoters, especially in that era, chomped at the bit to put an "legit" athlete in a showcase position, due to the name recognition and notoriety that came with that, and the credibility in gave to a business that always struggled to gain such respect.

The subject of his rebuffing the advances of a well known homosexual promoter was his biggest crutch, claiming it blocked his potential to become the NWA Worlds Champion, which, based on the assessment of his ring work and overall charisma, seemingly was the biggest lie since Eve told Adam "that fruit wont hurt us!"

Wilson was however a pioneer of attempting to unionize professional wrestling, a crusade that gobbled up his whole life, ruined his marriages, and was largely misunderstood by the wrestlers he was trying to protect, who seem to thought he was trying to ruin the business instead of helping it.

His book, "Chokehold" is a must read for fans whom are interested tin the political machinations of the professional wrestling business during the era, and of Wilson's own struggles with professional credibility and viewing himself objectively.

RIP, Big Jim.

Final Thought: Is it possible to overdo moderation?

Thank You- Good Night!

Monday, February 2, 2009

ODDS & SODS

Since I really dont have a theme for tonights blog, i gave in to temptation and just named the title after a really underrated WHO album....download it, since no one buys CDs anymore.

RAW was a pretty decent show tonight, and they are looking for big ratings next week by bringing UNDERTAKER to face Randy Orton, and the first tv appearance by "Nature Boy" RIC FLAIR since last summer.

Flair, btw, was photographed two weeks ago at a event in Pittsburgh, Pa holding the CPW title belt. I think all ( or most) of you will understand why I feel this is signifigant. WHOOO!!!!!

Wow, what a Super Bowl it turned out to be for Patriots de facto starter Matt Cassel, who apparently ran into a highly intoxicated & bladderally challenged fan in the public restroom during the halftime festivities. Evidently, the fan tried to rush Cassel out of the Horsey Chair, so to speak, and the lightly vaunted Cassel told him to wait his turn. That turn came a few seconds too early for Cassel, when the fan came back & pissed directly on Cassel's leg. Security came and tossed the fan, but Cassel reportedly was nonplused, telling others that after spending a whole season at the helm of the Pats, that particular fluid was the least of his concerns.

RUMOR TIME: As of this blog, rumors that Olympic Swimmer/Bong Boy Michael Phelps will be headlining the " Reggae SunSplash Tour 2009" as the new lead singer of The Wailers is yet to be confirmed. More on this story as it develops.....

Speaking on rumors, perhaps a little more serious in nature, is the the LA DODGERS have offered superstar slugger/basket case Manny Ramirez a 1 year, 25 million dollar to hit 35 home runs, 100 RBIS, and act like he doesnt give a shit in left field for the upcoming 2009 campaign.

While it may sound like sour grapes from a SOX fan, the fact is that, while Manny contributed to alot of our triumphs over the past few years, and is without a doubt a first ballot Hall of Famer, he turned into a clubhouse cancer; and like most forms of cancer, it slowly developed over a few years until it spread like wildfire last summer, and I'm sure LAD will certainly figure that out right around, say, May 1. Why else would they not offer him anything past this season? HMM....maybe they already know? Well, maybe they just feel obligated to replace Jeff Kent ...
but 25 million? BTW guys, despite that huge surge from August- October last season, he's on a steady decline....don't fall for Boras' trickery-you're doing the right thing! Make the big play for the Pennant this year, then dust him!

Hopefully, within the next few days, I can give my "much sought after" opinion on each division
will finish this upcoming season, and hope you all will participate as well.

Tonight, we finish with another musical question: "Where have all the cowboys gone?"

Thank You- Good Night!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

I Have Returned!

What a busy few days it has been-I finally have enough time to sit down and put together a blog after a undesired trip to the beautiful (cough cough) greater Baltimore area, starting a new job, having the biggest "grudge match" of my 17 year wrestling career, and working nights as the "Worlds Most Dangerous Bouncer"- But a few things have happened that I feel like addressing to the half dozen readership of this blog, so with out further decay, er delay, here goes:

VARITEK RESIGNS: Great to see that Capt TEK finally inked up on the 1 year/5 million deal-this nonsense was another shining example of the weakening hold of Scott Boras on the MLB free agent market.
Note to ballplayers: Steer clear of Boras; in three years, he will be doing guest spots on the MLB Channel and Baseball Tonight; teams are tripping over each other trying to avoid the clients of this jackel- dont be the next guy to get bad advice and lose 5 million like TEK did!

STEELERS WIN SUPER BOWL: A well played game where the better team won. Enough said.

On second thought.... Congratulations to the Steelers, and their hordes of fans who will now spend the next 6 months acting like they actually won the game themselves.

I have found that, in all of sports, with the exception of Yankee fans, there is not a more obnoxious bunch than these yellow towel waving idiots ( no offense, Battlin' Bob) who are always wearing black and gold when they are on top, but put the Wafflesberger jersey away when their team is struggling.... SHOW SOME GUTS, WEAR IT ALL THE TIME-LIKE BROWNS FANS!- right Shawn?

GOT ANY REEFER, MIKE?- I gotta admit that I was a bit surprised to hear "Olympic Hero" Michael Phelps has a little thing for the ghanja...I had him pegged as the type of guy who like to "smoke" things, but a bong wasnt where I thought his tubular preference lie.

Apparently, the star of the most recent Olympics spent quite the weekend at the University of South Carolina this past November, partyin' like it was 1999, so to speak, so much so that one "anonymous" partygoer was quoted as saying he was "the gold medal winner of bong hits".

Of course, as is customary when someone of this magnitude screws up and lets someone photograph them ( like a moron ) the Agent, the Public Relations Manager, & the Maid all got together and put a really canned sounding apology on paper ( the non-rollable kind) for said hero to read.

Phelps referred to it as " acting in a youthful and irresponsible way" and that he felt the whole incident was "regrettable & bad judgement".

Two pieces of advice for Mike: 1) everyone makes mistakes-we can all understand your certain ( Ted Knight voice...)"zest for living", and it isnt fair for you to be judged different than others because you're a "Hero" ( btw, how does a swimmer, despite 8 gold medals, become a "hero to Americas youth?" Christ, if thats really true, Im f**king terrified) but next time, make sure the cameras arent rolling, so to speak. Your "friends" cant wait to turn a buck and crucify you. Smarten up.

2) If you pull Wheaties out of the box and put them under a 300 watt heatlamp for about 6 days, it will taste eerily similiar to "dirt weed".

And with that, I think I will close, but not without a final musical question : Who Let The Dogs Out? Who? WHO? WHO? WHO?

Thank you- Good Night!